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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:28
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is deconstruct sunscreen good for a 16-year-old girl?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why am I more attracted to black men?
Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!